Prepare To Be Refrigerated

by Everything Goes Cold

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    Travel back in time to the heady days of 2008, when men were light bulbs and women lived in tiny plastic eggs. Everything Goes Cold was the hottest new thing since carrots, which were never particularly hot, and the band's debut EP, "Prepare To Be Refrigerated", was widely available on CD to humans and furniture... For a price.

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Travel back in time to the heady days of 2008, when men were light bulbs and women lived in tiny plastic eggs. Everything Goes Cold was the hottest new thing since carrots, which were never particularly hot, and the band's debut EP, "Prepare To Be Refrigerated", was widely available on CD to humans and furniture... For a price.

Now the year is 2013 and all is lost. The EGC Ice Brigade has overtaken the world and their sexy mega-mascot, professional refrigerator Edgar G. Chillingston, has rampaged across the planet seeking love, acceptance, and limbs. Soon his first appearance would be lost like tears in rain, or like Blade Runner references in a nightclub full of kids dancing to Eisenfunk. But then I got bored and decided to upload it to Bandcamp.

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released June 23, 2008

All tracks written and performed by Eric Gottesman. Guitar by James Webb.
Additional guitar and banjo on 1, 5, 11, 13, and 15 by Eric Gottesman.

Everything Goes Cold live in 2008 was Eric Gottesman, Kenny Pardo, James Webb, and Josh Zero.

Produced by Eric Gottesman with Mike Blodgett at Icewave Studios and Electric Sparkyland, Oakland. Additional production by Marco Visconti and engineering by Marko Resurreccion at Rituality Studio, Rome.

Mastered by Da5id Din at Corrosive Audio, Oakland.

"Edgar G. Chillingston" designed by Stitchmind. Layout by Eric Gottesman.

1, 2, and 4 from the Bit Riot release Everything Goes Cold vs. General Failure.

May those who assisted us vanquish their foes, may those who denied us be vanquished. Better get moving, jerks. The fridge is coming, and he doesn't look happy.

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Track Name: I've Sold Your Organs On the Black Market To Finance the Purchase of a Used Minivan
All the innocents dying around you
You say you give them all your sympathy
It's not the same as the aim I lay claim to
You're not giving them what they really need
All that you take for granted
Is a life up for ransom
The demand is at hand for a transplant
At the shop there's a van we can finance

You're not worth enough to be sacred
All you're worth is my transportation
You won't get the best of me you can't escape your destiny
You're not worth enough to be sacred
All you're worth is my transportation
You can't stop my master plan to finance my new minivan

All the places I'm dying to go to
All the people your dying will save
I'll have room for seven
And you'll be saving ten
I can help your girlfriend move with your help

After I've paid the down payment
I'll escape before arraignment
I'll travel the world on the run from the law
And buy ice on the way to make sure you don't thaw
Track Name: ABORT
Broke out and degenerated
With the heavy wounds reactivated
And I'll break before a look in the eye

Second shot to the head
And the eulogy said:
"Now let's not miss a beat, let's launch right in to the breakdown"

Forget all that guesswork and thinking, let's turn back to drinking
Abort. The mission is cancelled, a failure, that last hope is sinking

Stop me. Break me. Ctrl+C. Abort me.
Track Name: I Will Harness the Powers of Darkness To Destroy You
As I have always endeavored to follow the arms of oblivion
And now that I can see forever I will take what is mine from humanity
I'm not your Doctor Doom, or Ming the Merciless
For where they failed I will succeed, and I will savor this:
I see you plotting my inevitable downfall
You think you're hurting now, well wait until you've paid for this

You'll never get way with this
I have the essence of evil on my side
Give it up, you'll never save yourself
And I will harness the powers of darkness to destroy you
You'll never get way with this
I have the essence of evil on my side
Give it up, you'll never save yourself
And I will harness the powers of darkness to destroy you

And now you're singing the songs of the hero a bit prematurely
You think you've got it all locked down because you've heard all my plans
Well just try me
I will be master
Forever after
The Earth is a time bomb
I'll detonate faster
I will be master
Forever after
The pain and destruction
Your private disaster
Track Name: FAIL
I lost it all to you this time
My guarantee of push-button sunshine
Why stop at all if you know what you're after
Why break the seal of reliable transfer
Black magnetic waste
It's so nice to see you

The blades, revolve, erase
Put you back in your place
You are my icon of failure
Power down, make you nothing to no-one
All that has passed will culminate in watching you fail

Digging out dirt to restore the connection
This is what you get when you made the decision
You made to corrupt us
This is your justice
Nothing outside of your world is so careless

AM radio
No more music
You take your privilege and you still abuse it