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Prepare To Be Refrigerated

by Everything Goes Cold

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    Travel back in time to the heady days of 2008, when men were light bulbs and women lived in tiny plastic eggs. Everything Goes Cold was the hottest new thing since carrots, which were never particularly hot, and the band's debut EP, "Prepare To Be Refrigerated", was widely available on CD to humans and furniture... For a price.

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1.
All the innocents dying around you You say you give them all your sympathy It's not the same as the aim I lay claim to You're not giving them what they really need All that you take for granted Is a life up for ransom The demand is at hand for a transplant At the shop there's a van we can finance You're not worth enough to be sacred All you're worth is my transportation You won't get the best of me you can't escape your destiny You're not worth enough to be sacred All you're worth is my transportation You can't stop my master plan to finance my new minivan All the places I'm dying to go to All the people your dying will save I'll have room for seven And you'll be saving ten I can help your girlfriend move with your help After I've paid the down payment I'll escape before arraignment I'll travel the world on the run from the law And buy ice on the way to make sure you don't thaw
2.
ABORT 02:50
Broke out and degenerated With the heavy wounds reactivated And I'll break before a look in the eye Second shot to the head And the eulogy said: "Now let's not miss a beat, let's launch right in to the breakdown" Forget all that guesswork and thinking, let's turn back to drinking Abort. The mission is cancelled, a failure, that last hope is sinking Stop me. Break me. Ctrl+C. Abort me.
3.
As I have always endeavored to follow the arms of oblivion And now that I can see forever I will take what is mine from humanity I'm not your Doctor Doom, or Ming the Merciless For where they failed I will succeed, and I will savor this: I see you plotting my inevitable downfall You think you're hurting now, well wait until you've paid for this You'll never get way with this I have the essence of evil on my side Give it up, you'll never save yourself And I will harness the powers of darkness to destroy you You'll never get way with this I have the essence of evil on my side Give it up, you'll never save yourself And I will harness the powers of darkness to destroy you And now you're singing the songs of the hero a bit prematurely You think you've got it all locked down because you've heard all my plans Well just try me I will be master Forever after The Earth is a time bomb I'll detonate faster I will be master Forever after The pain and destruction Your private disaster
4.
FAIL 04:13
I lost it all to you this time My guarantee of push-button sunshine Why stop at all if you know what you're after Why break the seal of reliable transfer Black magnetic waste It's so nice to see you The blades, revolve, erase Put you back in your place You are my icon of failure Power down, make you nothing to no-one All that has passed will culminate in watching you fail Digging out dirt to restore the connection This is what you get when you made the decision You made to corrupt us This is your justice Nothing outside of your world is so careless AM radio No more music You take your privilege and you still abuse it
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Defrosting 01:14
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about

Travel back in time to the heady days of 2008, when men were light bulbs and women lived in tiny plastic eggs. Everything Goes Cold was the hottest new thing since carrots, which were never particularly hot, and the band's debut EP, "Prepare To Be Refrigerated", was widely available on CD to humans and furniture... For a price.

Now the year is 2013 and all is lost. The EGC Ice Brigade has overtaken the world and their sexy mega-mascot, professional refrigerator Edgar G. Chillingston, has rampaged across the planet seeking love, acceptance, and limbs. Soon his first appearance would be lost like tears in rain, or like Blade Runner references in a nightclub full of kids dancing to Eisenfunk. But then I got bored and decided to upload it to Bandcamp.

credits

released June 23, 2008

All tracks written and performed by Eric Gottesman. Guitar by James Webb.
Additional guitar and banjo on 1, 5, 11, 13, and 15 by Eric Gottesman.

Everything Goes Cold live in 2008 was Eric Gottesman, Kenny Pardo, James Webb, and Josh Zero.

Produced by Eric Gottesman with Mike Blodgett at Icewave Studios and Electric Sparkyland, Oakland. Additional production by Marco Visconti and engineering by Marko Resurreccion at Rituality Studio, Rome.

Mastered by Da5id Din at Corrosive Audio, Oakland.

"Edgar G. Chillingston" designed by Stitchmind. Layout by Eric Gottesman.

1, 2, and 4 from the Bit Riot release Everything Goes Cold vs. General Failure.

May those who assisted us vanquish their foes, may those who denied us be vanquished. Better get moving, jerks. The fridge is coming, and he doesn't look happy.

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